“Famed writer Smilin’ Stan Lee (Spider-Man, X-Men, Silver Surfer, Fantastic Four) is bringing the world another Superhero: Paris Hilton. We’re not making this up.”[...] Thanks to supernova17 for providing this nice story on Digg (more than 690 Diggs).
What other user say about this:
shaun1018: Powers:
Drunk Driving to quickly get to the action and hit several people on the way there.
Unprotected Sex to spread her Super STDs (SSTDs)
Utter Stupidity to baffle foesWeaknesses:
Big Words
Sobriety
Stuff that makes her head hurt.
xdoor: a drunk hero in jail
JengoPop: Celebrity chaos! Which of the following celebrities has committed the worse offense? a) Paris b) Bill Murray c) Lindsay d)Mel Gibson e) Michael Vick f) Nicole Richie
vote at http://www.pollicious.com
dannydowney: She sure gets around that Hilton Girl. I Have a washer that is better then her. At least the washer would not follow me around after a load I would dump. lol
pozdro: Kind a funny thing…Paris is not sucking…she’s reading a book!
Karyyk: Senility has set-in. It’s a sad day in comic fandom. This is the equivalent of coming home and finding your father in drag…
mrminty: Look over there! It’s a cave! It’s a stadium! No…
…it’s Paris Hilton’s stretched out vagina.
cfuse: It already exists – done better by someone else – search youtube for “superficial friends”
Fel24: She’s so hot even when she’s reading. Damn.
Dorepoll: Stan Lee has gone to crazyville lately. Fantastic 4 was amazing in that it was just whatever crazy ideas him and Kirby could think of, but this is getting silly.
Stop Stan. Stop.
psi0nicgh0st: The Adventures of Rich Slut Girl, wow….can’t wait….
franick: The legend who created so many Marvel greats…. and HER?!
Has he lost his mind?
Well he is old.
As Comicbook Guy so succinctly put it: “Im afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.”
mandarin: Stan Lee got old really fast… He lost his edge with that stupid show..
tem1984: Im beginning to think Stan Lee’s mind is in less than mint condition..
ahpro: COMING UP NEXT WEEK – can paris save britney from cutting her hair?
But seriously, how can you make a superhero out of someone who was in prison for a month.
